June 25, 2007

"Tank gets tanked and so does G.W. Bush?" Hmmm




You've got to hand it to Tank Johnson...either abide by the rules of the NFL or put the "For Sale" sign on the front lawn of your home. A few weeks ago, Tank said he spoke to Jesus and everything would be better as long as he followed the good path. I think tank's car veered off course in Arizona when he found his DUI waiting for him. Jesus has a lot of work to do and methinks Tank is somewhere towards the bottom of the list. No need for sweet talking or B.S...Tank was released by The Bears today. They did offer the guy help to get his act together, but he declined. Expect to see Johnson playing ball in either Canada or NFL Europe. He's now a big risk as shall he should be.
*From the Internet rumor file comes the story that our beloved President Bush is so fed up with the lack of support from everyone, that he's gone back to drinking and sleeping with prostitutes. He mispronounces names, gets confused, and sometimes makes no sense. A two dollar hooker in Vegas was supposed to tell her story about an incident which happened shortly after Christmas, Set to air sometime this week on Inside Edition.

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