May 18, 2008

"Oh, MILEY Gosh!"

[Photo]Shame on Hannah, Destiny, Mylie, and any other name she goes by![Photo] Shame on Billy Ray too! You know, Walt Disney must be spinning in his grave now that yet another star has fallen. The TMZ website and tv rag are going to be working overtime on this one. I'm talking about some of these photos arriving in the next issue of Vanity Fair magazine. Well, I checked them out myself and don't really know what the fuss is all about. Okay, [Photo]scratch that... what's really so bad about the series of pictures with a semi-nude 15 year old? The fact that her daddy is rubbing up next to her for starters! What was Billy Ray thinking? In the Cyrus' defense, the really questionable pix were taken when mom and dad left the studio to warm up the pickup truck and now everyone has taken a moment to pause and reflect that perhaps this wasn't such a good idea in the first place. Remember Billy Ray's television show on PAX where he played a doctor? The now defunct network always had subtle messages of Christianity running through it and that's a far cry from the Billy Ray of today. "Achy Breaky Heart", the one song that is now considered a novelty, put the guy on the map and earned him millions. Hey Billy, were your investments so bad that you're broke and needed to pimp your daughter out to a magazine? Yes, Shame on you pretty boy! You see folks, Disney isn't all about unicorns, rainbows and smiley, happy faces. Because of the tight noose that Uncle Walt has tied around these kids, a taste of the "real world" leads to this. Let's see... we already heard the rumors flying on the net about Mylie being pregnant, and now this. Think about it: Mylie is just another young kid that picked up the torch passed down from Christine Aguillera to the Spears girls, Lance Bass, and Justin Timberlake. What will dad have to say when Mylie turns 18 and does a photo spread for Hustler? Will that be a wake up call to good parenting or will the nut job pose with his daughter in there too? Don't look back Britney! Mylie just jumped out of the gate and is closing in on you quick!