The self proclaimed, "King of all Media" finally got "Sirrius" and married his longtime live-in girlfriend on Saturday in New York. The guest list was somewhat short like Howard's penis but went on as planned without any hooligans. TMZ reported that Stern became quite emotional when toasting his new bride and promised that while they were celebrating their union, all her favorite television shows were getting the TiNo treatment to playback later. This was the second marriage for Howard who got divorced from first wife Allison eight years ago. No honeymoon was planned following the wedding and Stern promised he'd return to his satellite radio show early this week. Before ending the night, Stern thanked his guests for attending and went into great detail about what he was going to do to his new bride sexually and how many times he's "gonna do it" He quipped that he may be taking Vicadin in order to get out of bed on Monday morning!
"Disney Corporation "gives" theme park as gift to spoiled Princess" Now, that's what the headlines of the L.A. Times should have read on Sunday morning. Miley Cyrus was given total access to Disneyland for the entire day this past weekend as a birthday gift. Only problem is, Disney was a few months off with the correct date leading her entourage to figure out "What exactly is the gift for?" True. "They" say that it was her "Sweet 16" but the timing is way off and I know for a fact that this weekend's festivities were labeled as being for a "BIRTHDAY" solely for tax purposes. "Ssshhh! Don't tell anyone" but Miley almost single handedly pulled Disney out of a big financial mess. You can refer to her a
s Hannah, Miley, or whatever you want however, thanks to her little show on cable, Mickey still has a place to live, even as the "Average Joe" contemplates how to pay the mortgage! You can't make it through an entire day without hearing something related to the corporate giant. If you're a shareholder of any type of stocks and haven't thought about jumping off of a bridge yet, you probably have stock in Disney. The new Wall Street is now located in a spot where a monorail and trolley tracks run through it. It's not as bad as it sounds though. We can all take advantage of Disney's winning streak for the entire upcoming year. While we can''t change the "DisneyLand" sign by adding our name to it for a day like Miley did, we can enter one of the two parks for free on OUR BIRTHDAY! The bad thing is if your big day falls in December. You see, by this time next year a round trip plane ticket may cost you half of what you have in your 401K! At that point, is shelling out $100 for one admission to Disney a big deal? ...And don't forget the hotel tab on top of that! This is one present that Mickey can keep. I hate presents with two pages of small print!
s Hannah, Miley, or whatever you want however, thanks to her little show on cable, Mickey still has a place to live, even as the "Average Joe" contemplates how to pay the mortgage! You can't make it through an entire day without hearing something related to the corporate giant. If you're a shareholder of any type of stocks and haven't thought about jumping off of a bridge yet, you probably have stock in Disney. The new Wall Street is now located in a spot where a monorail and trolley tracks run through it. It's not as bad as it sounds though. We can all take advantage of Disney's winning streak for the entire upcoming year. While we can''t change the "DisneyLand" sign by adding our name to it for a day like Miley did, we can enter one of the two parks for free on OUR BIRTHDAY! The bad thing is if your big day falls in December. You see, by this time next year a round trip plane ticket may cost you half of what you have in your 401K! At that point, is shelling out $100 for one admission to Disney a big deal? ...And don't forget the hotel tab on top of that! This is one present that Mickey can keep. I hate presents with two pages of small print!Disney's hate film sneaks across the border to earn top spot in movies. What do you do with three unemployed Mexican comedians who are still under a big contract but haven't done anything productive lately? Throw them all together in a good, old fashioned, "tug at your heart strings" film that rains stereotypes and ethnic jokes like a hailstorm. There were Three Amigo's standing outside a casting room at ABC Studios in Hollywood. One Mexican guy used to be funny and had his own show before he bacame a regular on Hollywood Squares. Another guy made his living as a weed smoking "Chicano" who along with his sidekick named Tommy Chong made funny movies in the 1970's. The Last guy thought he had the world by the "webos" until he showed up to work on the set of his own show one day to find out it got the axe. I'm talking about Paul Rodriguez, Cheech Marin and George Lopez. All of them had a burrito dangling from a fishing pole placed in front of them when they signed on to voice little doggies in Disney's latest attempt at humor
, Beverly Hills Chihuahua which opened this past Friday. It's no secret that these guys have put up a fight when it comes to being stereotyped however, all three were victims of ABC "scheduling conflicts" that made their shows fade into the sunset. You can cry and stomp your feet in protest all day long or you can swallow your pride and grab a sombrero and a bottle of Cuervo and go to work. These poor souls have been collecting dust for years so, they have nothing to lose. Sorry. I didn't see the movie but, I'm told it's full of thinngs that Disney should be ashamed of. I wonder what will happen when this film hits DVD. Will it get lots of fanfare like other Disney movies, or will it become a dirty word like Disney's Song of the South and get thrown into the Disney vault as a blunder to never be heard or seen again?
, Beverly Hills Chihuahua which opened this past Friday. It's no secret that these guys have put up a fight when it comes to being stereotyped however, all three were victims of ABC "scheduling conflicts" that made their shows fade into the sunset. You can cry and stomp your feet in protest all day long or you can swallow your pride and grab a sombrero and a bottle of Cuervo and go to work. These poor souls have been collecting dust for years so, they have nothing to lose. Sorry. I didn't see the movie but, I'm told it's full of thinngs that Disney should be ashamed of. I wonder what will happen when this film hits DVD. Will it get lots of fanfare like other Disney movies, or will it become a dirty word like Disney's Song of the South and get thrown into the Disney vault as a blunder to never be heard or seen again?
