June 19, 2007

"What a STEAL!"

The Squealing Pig store is now open for business!
Kids, take your Mommy or Daddy's credit card and get this cool shirt. The Squealing Pig logo is proudly displayed on this 100% cotton Hanes T-shirt. For $3.00, how can you go wrong? Besides, Christmas is a little over six months away...get your shopping done early. Be the coolest cat on the block and order the shirt. Oink Oink!
Please send your payment of $3.00 plus $16.95 for shipping and handling to: "shirt, P.O. Box 74, Chicago, IL, 60611" We accept Visa, Mastercard, Diner's Club, AMEX, or check or money order. No C.O.D.'s. Your shipment will arrive in approximately 18 to 24 weeks. For speedy FedEx delivery, add another $30.00 for shipping and handling. Order 10 at once and get one free. Shirts are available in small,medium, large, extra large, and XXL