June 21, 2008

"Putting some fichizzle into your Saturday"












...And the Daytime Emmy for outstanding editing goes to: Borack Obama and his clip called, "Getting rid of the Muslim woman wearing the headscarf"! Senator Obama couldn't be here tonight to personally accept the award ... Why? because he was too embarrased to show up! Okay, he wasm't nominated for anything however, if such an award were given out, his team would win it hands down. Why would he insist that this lady be zapped out in Photoshop? Election time is getting closer and with that in mind, the jibber-jabber is already taking place about the situation in Afghanistan. The Taliban has their ears open as to what's going on in D.C. and as they increase their stronghold in that part of the globe, rumors are already circulating that a new President in the White House along with a whole new roster will result in a big mess thus, allowing National Security to become blind to any possible attacks. Ehis woman wasn't looking for a "photo op", she wasn't even aware of the picture flap until it became an issue on the cable news networks. Now this picture snafu has led the Obama supporter to contemplate switching her allegience to the Republican side. While Obama apologized and called this "an error in judgement", Sen. McCain is prepared to welcome the woman as a supporter. "She's more than welcome to climb aboard my journey to the White House... I have no issues with Islams. All my anger is directed to the Asians rhat kept me in the P.O.W. camp and bottom line is, I'll never have stir fry at one of my Presidential dinners." Hmmm??!! Snoop Dogg ready to deposit Cash at the bank! I would have never believed it had I not seen it for myself however, at the story's conclusion it all made sense. On ABC News Overnight the news gets pushed to the side and the "fluff" becomes the headlines. While awake the other night I watched a piece on older women who moonlight as professional wrestlers for $10 a night and then they followed that up with the story about Calvin whatever his last name is (you and I know him as Snoop Dogg). He's recorded a song in honor of one of his biggest influences, the late Johnny Cash. That's right! Now, there's no question that toward the end, Cash became a little experimental with his work. Now, unless I missed something, I don't recall Johnny singing a song about 1965 Chevy Impalas bouncing up and down while Johnny 's got the gangsta lean driving down the street sipping in a 40. Okay, Johnny did sing a lot about prison but, I don't recall any hits about smokin a fatty in homeboy's Caddy while drinking a gin and juice. Methinks maybe he got mixed up with Willie Nelson who happily admits to a lifestyle that revolves around the marijuana plant. The song, "My Medicine" was released and features a sample from one of Johnny's songs. The connection between the two is as foggy as the air within a pot party but, if it se;;s, good for him. Be sure to check out www.weezer.com to see the video for "Pork and Beans" also available on YouTube. It's a rather humorous look at at a montage of some of the Internet's greatest icons.