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On this particular Saturday, Ms. Spears lands her place in The Squealing Pig's crosshairs! - A divorce may very well be good enough reason to mope around the house for a while and have Netflix and Domino's on your speed dial but, Britney Spears has really cranked things up a few notches since the split with K-Fed. Two examples of enigmas...mysteries wrapped in a riddle. If Sigmund Freud were alive to sit down and have a chat with either of the two, he'd throw his hands in the air and give up.
Mickey Mouse cries himself to sleep every night. Long gone are the days of The New Mickey Mouse Club where a couple of teens by the names of Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and Christine Aguelerra all sported the Mickey ears and danced and pranced like faries.
Trouble on the set of Britney's first music video. e grace of God. Her head will be as bare as a newborn baby's bottom. She performs for all of mankind while unbeknownst to most, gives the necessary tools for the planets final battle. Britney's first CD featured a music video to pop in your computer. The trouble came in when then 16 year old Britney appeared as a uniform wearing schoolgirl with short, plaid skirt and knee high white stockings. Often times she would bend over to show her underwear while twirling her pigtails. Everyone was on her case as well as the record company for "prostituting" a teenager to sell records. Many people saw this coming including the often controversial Nostrodamus who wrote in one of his writings that, "At the end of the 2000th Sun, an angel will fall from thHer strong determination will allow to rise to the top of producing a one world government often defined as the NWO or, New World Order. She can be stopped however, MILLIONS will die in doing so." Could the famed prophet be referring to Britney?
Britney's visit with Eric Clapton ends abruptly. Sources say that since Britney's weird, erratic behavior began in public on New Year's Eve, she may have a few screws loose. First up was dying the hair to black. Now, in between boozing it up with Paris Hilton she all of a sudden has a thing for tattoos. Is this what prompted her to shave her head (In a really shitty way too) to make way for the tattoo artist to give her some ink on the back of her head as well as her wrist? She may need a needle stuck into her head, but not one full of ink. In conclusion peeps, this is good entertainment however, what kind of Mom is she to her kids when she's out doing all this crazy stuff all hours of the night. I'm sorry to say that at the "old age" of 21, Britney is following in the footsteps of Anna Nicole. Amazingly, I'm the only one who sees this. Finally, we don't need another Sinead O' Connor. The only thing that excuses you to shave that head is cancer. You don't have it, or do you?
