Welcome to the new season peeps. I'm glad you found our new address. I'm keeping things somewhat brief for the next week or two to allow time for the stragglers to get connected. One thing I must do is, focus on three stories and whatever else falls in between, so be it. Let's take a look at things the way I see it.
- Steve Irwin - Yeah, everyone was all broken up over The Crocodile Hunter's grizzly death. I say, who gives a rat's ass? This kind of stupidity was done by a Mr. Paul Hogan in Crocodile Dundee movies. Anytime you poke a crocodile or venomous cobra, you deserve what's coming to you! Personally, I'd head for the hills. In Irwin's case, he thought it would be a "good idea" to hop in the water and pick up a stingray. Hey, I don't know what those goofs are thinking in Australia, but Mr. Irwin or his employers at Animal Planet and Discovery Channel should have given him the heads up that a stingray really doesn't like to be pulled out of the water and tickled!
- Daniel Smith - Dead at age 20 and son of Anna Nicole Smith. Initially the verdict was that the kid died of natural causes...not so say latest reports. According to his autopsy results, this guy was full of anti-depressants (get ready...it's coming). You see, Anna already went so far as to sleep with the kid and give him pointers. Good for him. She's crazy as a loon however, since losing the weight...well, anyway...Anna should take the heat for her son's death. Afterall, living his life in her house, you would think that he would have learned not to mix Xanax and speed. Too late now. There's no room for error here. By the way, Trimspa and painkillers are a good Friday cocktail! Young, old, or middle aged...get in touch with Anna if you want to die!
- ????????? - What do we call a guy who changes names more than I change underwear? For practical purposes, I will refer to "P. Diddy" by his real name which is Sean Combs. OK, here's the deal: Combs is on the verge of a lawsuit from a place in the U.K. for releasing his upcoming CD next month under the moniker, "Diddy". Visit MySpace.com to read his crap and how he's going to take on all of the U.K. for suggesting he violated copyright laws. Mr. smart ass Combs thinks he's hot shit, eh? Since he's following in the footsteps of Prince with changing names, all I can do is wish him the same luck as the man in purple. Which by the way, how many years has it been since you've heard a new song from Prince on the radio and actually remembered it? 'Nuff said. Visit Diddy's page on MySpace and suggest a new name for the guy. I've already picked "Squiddly Diddy" for the guy. Until later, ADIOS!
