January 16, 2007

A Squealing Pig EXCLUSIVE: MLK killed JFK



As we come off of another Martin Luther King Jr. holiday, let the truth be known: MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. was working for the CIA at the time of JFK's assasination in Dallas. This is one scenario that almost came true for the Civil Rights leader who planned on overthrowing the government in a coup that would have made "crackers" slaves to blacks while King would take over the Oval Office. The Nation of Islam, Malcom X, and Jesse Jackson all worked together in unison on that day in Dallas. Jesse Jackson was the sniper inside the building. MLK was quick to choreograph a cover-up which pinned an innocent Lee Harvey Oswald with the murder. Federal agents were on to his shenanigans and threw a monkey wrench into something that could have changed the course of history. Holiday? Hell no! Where's Jack Kennedy's holiday?In the meantime, we have Borak Obhama. Should this Illinois Democrat run for President and win, Look for Diddy to be named Vice President, Usher as Secretary of State, and we need to find something for Oprah to do. Meanwhile, you must ask yourself if MLK deserves a day where the banks are closed, you don't have to pay parking meters, and the mailman gets another day off!