February 08, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: THE DEATH OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH


ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEAD AT 39. Hard to believe the crazy blonde, Marilyn Monroe lookalike dropped dead in Florida. Wait a minute~ I shouldn't be shocked by anything Anna Nicole did. At least once every few months, Anna has made it a point to make it into the headlines. Now, I'll admit one thing: Drugs or not, Anna looked damn good after the Trimspa or whatever the hell it was she was taking. This was an unnecessary death fueled by drugs and alcohol. She did dope with her son who passed away after Thanksgiving from dope, had a baby and the jury is still out on who the Daddy is. A mock marriage to Attorney Howard Stern (Not to be confused with the radio star) set everything in motion. As Anna battled personal demons in recent months, it almost goes without saying that Anna never shook off the drug abuse...and now she's dead. Will E! do a special on her funeral? Oh boy, nothing would shock The Pig!