Paris Hilton gets todays blog rolling. She's going to jail for 45 days as punishment for violating probation for a DUI arrest recently. This came at the same time that poor Paris pulled into an L.A. BP clueless as to how to remove the gas cap and pump gas into her $200K sportscar. For Paris, 45 days will be an eternity. Luckily for her, Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears are right behind her to fill the void of photographers. Let's put it like this...there will be no shortage of stories or photos for 45 days. Paris will be forced to do her duty on a toilet surrounded by nothing but bars. Let's see to what lengths Star Magazine will go to snap a photo of that!
...And you thought Hasselhoff made a horses ass out of himself on "Knight Rider" and "Baywatch". Did you ever go to Frat party and see some dope trying to eat McDonald's or Taco Bell? Everything ends up on the floor. The person under the influence gives up and just eats the food off the floor dirt, dust, ants, and all. This is what happened to Germany's "Super Entertainer" David Hasselhoff. Last time we saw Hasselhoff was on So You Want to be a Rockstar on CBS. Now, if there's one guy in no position to recognize talent, Hasselhoff is the one. He was calm and collected with only a few wisecracks sprinkled in as he sat on the judges panel. When the cameras stopped rolling, David passed out. There were rumors a few months ago that Hasselhoff would be bringing Knight Rider to the big screen for a sequel of sorts. Now that K.I.T.T. got totalled, Hasselhoff will have to settle for a Pontiac G6. Because of his problems, Hasselhoff will have to ride shotgun while being replaced by another driver. According to Hasselhoff, the tape which can be readily found on the Internet was taken during a relapse three months ago. Former Baywatch co-star Pamela Anderson said in a statement that David Hasselhoff is "A no good dirty drunk who likes to grab boobs". No comment from Hasselhoff.
Spiderman 3 spins a web that's too friggin' long! The great comic book illustrator Stan Lee belongs in the same category as a neighborhood thug selling crack to kids on the street corner. His characters are hitting the big screen one after another. No matter how terrible the previous films may be in your opinion, Lee is banking on you spending $12 for a ticket to see Toby McGuire wear the red suit and black suit in Spidey 3. A lot of actors state after the fact that they won't do another film because of worries they'll be typecast. McGuire is now singing the same song as Christopher Reeve in Superman, Michael Keaton, George Clooney, and Val Kilmer in Batman. With the exception of George Clooney, these guys should embrace their roles. Yes, the sequel always sucks however, you are always guaranteed to have work. I'm not about to plop down $12 to see "The Most Expensive Movie Production in History". The upcoming Raiders of the Lost Ark 4 will take the honors soon anyway.
