Paris Hilton. OK. The cops out in California don't know if she belongs in prison or at home with an ankle bracelet. She's been in and out, and in and out of jail a few times since last Monday. Now she's back in prison and the lesbians are lining up to yank the clothes off Paris. The poor kid...she can't handle a few peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches? What the hell is up with that? A DUI means you f***ed up and now it's time to face the music.
***Now, as a sidenote, it was brought to my attention that Shrek was created by some people while getting drunk. Put this guy in a cell with Paris and she'll give him a night to remember! ...I'm not just talking smack kids.
