Well kids, I've done it again. I thought I was being funny by poking fun at Lindsay Lohan's cocaine problem that got her busted. Truth is, I didn't have the WHOLE story...until now. I'm sure most of you realize that Miss Lohan has not only been nailed with cocaine in her car but, she earned herself another DUI as well. After only a couple of weeks in rehab, Lohan fell off the wagon and has since returned to rehab. While she goes through detox, at least we'll have some of her classic films on DVD to watch like...The Cat From Outer Space and Herbie The Love Bug.I've got a few questions that I'll probably never get answered. How is a 20 year old manage to gain four DUI's, spend some time in jail, and then be able to get behind the wheel again? This must be some new crazy California law. Why did Miss Lohan fall off the wagon so quick? ...This is a good one. Too much pressure and trying to make everyone happy. She couldn't handle the pressure. Yeah, life is rough when all you have is a few million in the bank and have to drive around in a crappy 2006 Porsche 928. Life is rough. Lindsay, when you get out, look us up. The Squealing Pig WORLDWIDE v. 4.0 will take you out for a night on the town in Chicago.
