"Three whole days and I'm having a nervous breakdown!" That's what did it, and then...she was shown the door and free to go home.
Now, this time of year has generally been slow in the entertainment news department. I was a little angry...OK, PISSED that things turned out the way they did. This would have been good fodder for a month. That's OK though. At least I know that I can use Miss Hilton as a landmark case when I go out and get a DUI this weekend. The Justice system is supposed to be fair so, I'm going to press it to the limit. I'm not going to slam anyone in law enforcement for this "comedy of errors" considering she will be under house arrest for the remainder of her 45 days. Let's be honest: Paris who weighs in at just over 100lbs can easily slip out of that ankle bracelet, go clubbing all night, and be back home with the thing around her leg before anyone even notices. I say, shut up, quit crying, and do your time. If you don't Paris, I'll make things a living hell for you and the "rent-a-cops" out in Beverly Hills. Paris needs to do something worthwhile before being let back into Society. Take a look at Tim Allen for example...He got his ass in a sling in Michigan recently. Part of his punishment resulted in Allen doing voiceovers for the "Travel Michigan" ads now airing on television. Do the right thing folks...send this "Dizzy Hollywood Ho" back to jail, and put three lesbians in the cell with her. That's worth the ticket price by itself!
