Donald Trump? Rosie O'Donnel? Forget about them. Besides, the feud between the two has already been doing nothing but help ratings on their respective shows. As if those tow weren't bad enough by themselves, now they've put Barbara Walters in the middle. There's other fish to fry out there and one big fish that needs to jump in the frying pan...The Big "O".
- Maybe things are happening this way for a reason. Who hasn't already been sick to death of Oprah in the news and are enjoying Donald vs. Rosie as a refreshing change of pace?! A lawsuit was filed recently against Oprah and her Production company, The elderly woman claimed that during one of Oprah's tapings last year, she was pushed to the floor and stepped on and walked over by excited audience members who learned that at the show's end they'd be on the receiving end of one of her "everyone's a winner " prize packages. I hope the Jennifer Anniston DVDs that these women all got in the end was worth the pain and suffering for the lady. Personally, I would sue for pain and suffering for having to put that crappy DVD into my DVD player! The case is under review and more than likely will get settled out of court for a pair of tickets to another Oprah taping as opposed to the millions the woman is asking for. Another lawsuit against Miss Winfrey has hit a snag today as a man threatening to make public a telephone conversation with Oprah unless she gave him several million dollars didn't show up to court. As far as I'm concerned, the best way to make Oprah visit the bank and make a big withdrawl, is to report her to the FCC for indecency the next time her friend Dr. Oz pays a visit, This guy is always on and quickly becoming a rising star in Oprah's arsenal of talent. Oh sure, this guy is on satellite radio now however, wait and see...before long, Dr. Oz will be having his own show. It better be airing on OXYGEN NETWORK if it does. Say, on Sunday nights after that sex show with that granny Dr. Sue. I was watching Oprah's re-broadcast last night where Dr. Oz was visiting again. He shows up wearing scrubs, but is he truly a "Doctor"? Afterall, Dr. Phil was never a Doctor or Psychiatrist but claims to be one. Dr. Oz answers some rather disgusting questions and Oprah pretends to be taken by surprise and shocked. On the show yesterday I learned a lot of things that I can use as a good "ice breaker" at the next party I go to. I learned the correct way to wipe my ass, which direction I go when I do, things that cause the shits and when I'm seated on the shitter at the airport or McDonalds can I get and STD. By the way, the answer to the last part is "no". The ladies got help too. I was able to learn all about tampons, periods, bleeding, cramps, and PMS. We also heard why our armpits and private parts stink. This was a nice way to finish off the night before retiring right after I heard how a major restaurant chain had traces of feces and sperm on their soft drink glasses. I've always said that soda in a restaurant always tasted better than the 2 liter of Coke you get at the store!
- Finally, in the land of Oz, who can forget the loveable Ray Bolger's portrayal as The Scarecrow? While on a quest for a heart, he finds at the end that he had one the whole time. This was only a figure of speech of course but, if The Scarecrow really needed a real one, all he'd have to do is head to Paris where Hannibal Lector is locked in a prison and still licking his chops after a hearty dinner. Rumor is, they are actually planning another chapter based on "Silence of The Lambs". It was in the news over the weekend that a guy in a French prison had some explaining to do when guards doing a routine check on the inmates saw the guy's cellmate lying in a pool of blood. After turning the guy over who was obviously dead, they discovered the guys internal organs had been pulled apart and some were on the floor while some were missing. Among those missing included the man's heart! Parts of it were recovered but, the majority was gone. When the cellmate was questioned, I guess the blood around mouth was good enough to convince them that this guy had just eaten the other's guys heart! While the man hasn't officially confessed, it does give some credibility and reason behind the phrase, "Eat your heart out"! I don't even like kidney beans so I gotta give the guy credit.
