Finally, they're able to dance in the streets and Barbara Walters can breath a sigh of relief. Rosie O' Donnell's reign of terror finally came to an abrupt halt this week on The View when she walked off the show the other and said "screw all of you. I ain't coming back!" The shocker comes a mere few weeks ahead of schedule for the plump lesbian with the big mouth. During her yearlong stint on the decade old show, sh'e managed to piss off everyone both on and off the show. Like the old cliche' goes, "loose lips sink ships". It all came to a finish where Rosie went on a tyrade and slammed George Bush, the war in Iraq, and Republicans in general. At this point, all the cast was able to do is lean back in their chairs and let Rosie's gums flap for 10 minutes. Donald Trump was right when he suggested everything Rosie has done has turned to poop. She's been axed from movie roles because of her attitude, asked to step down from her own talk show and give it to Ellen, and lost her own magazine too. They actually thought that Star Jones was hell on wheels? Star Jones was like a walk in the park. Barbie a bi-sexual? It would seem that way. Now, I always knew that Ken had some issues with his identity, but Barbie? Leave it to some smart collector who posted an ad for a Rosie doll on eBay. Bidding starts at close to $50. This leftover doll from the days of Rosie's talk show comes with a desk, CD, and a few other odds and ends. The folks at toy maker Mattel thought it would be kind of neat to market the doll under the Barbie namesake. Barbie must have not been too interested in sleeping with Rosie or even appearing as a guest on her show. The truth is, the guy that's selling this item pulled it out of the dumpster when Toys 'R' Us threw the remaining few boxes away. Not so bad and crunchy too! Yeah, yeah, yeah. All we've been hearing about are these doggone cicadas. They're ugly and they make a lot of noise. Soon it will be over for 17 years. Meanwhile, enjoy this recipe. It'll be a long time before you can enjoy this again.
Cicada Pie
1) A bucket of living cicadas. The bigger, the better.
2) Pillsbury frozen pie crust
3) Six Granny Smith Apples
4) 2 Tablespoons brown sugar
5) 2 Tablespoons cinnamon
Put the crust inside a greased pie plate. Add the cicadas and stick in the oven at 375 degrees. Put everything in...the red eyes, wings, and shell. Trust me, after 15 minutes they won't know where they're at. They'll be dead. Now, you'll want to remove the pie and finish adding the ingredients. Chop up the apples and spread over the top. Next, sprinkle the spices over the top and stick back in the oven for 1/2 an hour. Serve warm with some grasshopper ice cream.
Finally, remember Ashley Olsen? She's one of the twins from Full House. Actually, she's the one that was anorexic. She's 20 now and about to take on a role on the HBO series, Weeds. This time she's going it solo and won't Bob Saget be glad to hear that she's playing a lesbian with a female love interest! Hey, this is how Drew Barrymore segued her career from E.T. to the movies she makes today. Sex and smoking dope will be good for her. Where's Mary-Kate? Trying to talk Ashley out of doing the show. Sorry Mary-Kate, the deal is already inked. Now this is going to get interesting!
