"From Babyface to Heel in eight short years" OR, "Bush proves he's got a sole". In his final weeks as President, George W. has proven that he's still got face value somewhere in the world with a surprise visit to the "war torn" Iraq. Despite calling the conflict in Iraq a success, as the troops in attendance took their cell phone shots and gave the President several rounds of applause, an Iraqi reporter slipped off his shoes and hurled each one at Bush along with an accompanying remark. "This first one", the journalist said "is for the women and children that were killed without reason". Needless to say, the first shoe whizzed past Bush's ear as he ducked out of the way. "The next shoe" the man yelled, "is from me and my family for all the pain and suffering you caused us
!" The second shoe came a bit closer however, still didn't quite hit the target. Afterwards, President Bush joked that the shoes were 10 1/2. The reporter was quickly subdued by others in the room as he continued his random rants. Despite the fact that the man was able to speak his mind, he may end up in an Iraqi prison for as many as three years. That's what an American occuppied Iraq is all about...the experience of being able to speak your mind! Had Saddam Hussein srill been running the show, the journalist's head likely would have been chopped off! It seems as though the war in Iraq has spawned a sudden interest in vrazy American fetishes most notably, feet. Iraqi men love feet and love shoes. The more stinky and dirty the better. Time Magazine in fact, predicts a large influx of Iraqi foot doctors entering the United States before 2010. President Bush? He's keeping the pair of Fayvas as a momento sans the Odor Eaters! By the way, in Bush's case, the "shoe throwing incident" was meant as an insult, or the equivelent of flipping the bird! Bush laughed off the incident.
!" The second shoe came a bit closer however, still didn't quite hit the target. Afterwards, President Bush joked that the shoes were 10 1/2. The reporter was quickly subdued by others in the room as he continued his random rants. Despite the fact that the man was able to speak his mind, he may end up in an Iraqi prison for as many as three years. That's what an American occuppied Iraq is all about...the experience of being able to speak your mind! Had Saddam Hussein srill been running the show, the journalist's head likely would have been chopped off! It seems as though the war in Iraq has spawned a sudden interest in vrazy American fetishes most notably, feet. Iraqi men love feet and love shoes. The more stinky and dirty the better. Time Magazine in fact, predicts a large influx of Iraqi foot doctors entering the United States before 2010. President Bush? He's keeping the pair of Fayvas as a momento sans the Odor Eaters! By the way, in Bush's case, the "shoe throwing incident" was meant as an insult, or the equivelent of flipping the bird! Bush laughed off the incident.America's First Canine, Barney (the dog) Bush, held his first and only Press Conference of the Bush Administration as he answered questions and bid a tearful goodbye to his many YouTube fans who have enjoyed his Christmas shennanigans throughout the years.
When asked by an ABC reporter about the possibility of future pets in the White House, Barney gave a bit of advice to the Obama girls: "Kids, nix the idea of a dog or cat...get a goldfish. It's pretty damn near impossible to strap a webcam onto the back of a fish!" He ended his session by saying he can't wait to hump the legs of the Bush's nack in Texaas without lights anc cameras around. He also joked that the Obama's should feel free to send him their scraps from KFC and gave hints to a present he left in the bed of Lincoln's Bedroom which is often used as a guest room. "I'm hoping Oprah will be the first overnight visitor!" ...And then he was gone. We'll miss you Barney! 
