June 10, 2007

"The Paris Watch II"

Now that she's back in the cooler, what's next for this ditzy broad? Paris was counting on using oral sex however, the prison guard is a woman. Weighing the pros and cons, Paris is STILL prepared to give oral sex. I don't know if this will help or hurt her cause. Ask prison guard Marge who's in charge.
Anyway, after consideration, Miss Hilton has decided that kicking and screaming about jail is pretty much a lost cause. Time to swallow that bitter pill. 45 days will go by quicker than a $2 whore on a Saturday night. Here's the scoop from Paris herself about jailtime thus far..."I decided that I'm done fighting. There will be no more appeals from me. I made a mistake and must serve my time. I've learned a lot while I've been here and expect to learn more. I'm going to walk away from this experience fresh and clean" Oh, by the way, violated by six women at the same time. Here's to ya Paris.