"April showers bring May flowers...and yet, another season of "ABC's Dancing With the Stars". I've taken a month hiatus to reflect on the sad state of television...it's still crappy. I've concluded that no matter how hard the powers that be in Burbank, California, we're stuck in a rut. "Life on Mars" gets the axe and meanwhile, "DWTS" still remains as popular and boring to me as ever.
This season had an "F List" of Hollywood's rock bottom. The only cast member to make somewhat of an impression is the MTV Jackass, "Steve-O". If he's indeed serious abou t his newfound sobriety, he wouldn't dare appear on this rigged dance show. Then again, who knows what's going on with him? The fact of the matter is, Steve-O needs to go back on the drugs and alcohol quick. He's not funny without toxins in his bloodstream and has thus far, proven that he's a wimp.
On MTV when he was high as a kite, Steve-O did all kinds of outrageous stuff. He put a sewing needle in his pee-hole, hit his balls with a hammer and ate a plate of dog crap. No big deal for him. This guy getting injured over and over again by ballroom dancing is pretty far-fetched. If this is the flip side of Steve-O, he needs some meth and perhaps a swift kick in th e ass to make him realize that going on "DWTS" was a pretty goofy damn idea in the first place!
