God bless Geraldo. He's a trooper. He's also a bandit who's staff loves to swipe stories off the Internet and Blogs. How do I know? I think it happened to me. Breaking News can be found here. Tune into Geraldo at Large two days after my post and Geraldo says everything I say almost verbatim. OK Geraldo, here's your chance to make things right. Kick all your interns in the ass and send them back home to Momma. Because I'm a nice guy, I'm not going to rip that cheesy mustache off your face. If I knew I was working for you, I'd ask to be put on the payroll. This is it. Make me a correspondent or bother some other sap. Anyway, I don't care if Barbara Walters sat on your lap for her Birthday. Quite frankly, it's a little too disgusting to even paint a picture in my mind.
