February 25, 2007

"Black History...the final story"




In the final installment of "Black History Month:, I take a look at the crusaders who manage to cripple the economy. Oh yeah. All you need is a gun and a nice car in your line of vision, and damnit..."If you don't give me the keys, I'm gonna blow your friggin' head off!" The year is 1988. Enter Nathaniel Wood. An 18 year old whose only crime was that he wanted to drive. Circumstances didn't exactly work in his favor...Three attempts at getting a driver's license and no insurance or current license plate spelled trouble. Mate wasn't about to take this lightly. A trip to the local gun shop resulted in him acquiring a .45 caliber handgun. Nate started out on a small scale by taking a Dodge Caravan at gunpoint from a pregnant woman. After doing some research, it became crystal clear...the Chevy Camaro was worth it's weight in gold. Nate stole close to a dozen Camaros and thought he had his back covered by scratching out the VIN numbers. Sadly, the shopping spree came to a stop. A crack addict, Nate was willing to steal anything. Everything came to an abrupt halt when Nate pointed a gun to the head of Chi Chi Rodreguiz at Cog Hill. All the fuss was over a golf cart! Nate was arrested and died in prison due to rape. He passed away in 2001. If not for Nate, we wouldn't have a little thing called "carjacking".

A Brief Pause...

Grim wins it all at the Oscars