"Regis, WWE,and black comedy...or reality?"

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  Here it is in brief. Matter of fact, as I write these briefs I'm wearing my briefs. First off the top of my list, I'm gonna say a few things about someone I know...This "Ham and Egger" was part of my wedding party from seven years back. He then moved to Peoria, AZ where he may be enjoying some monkey business with Lou Panella and The Cubs for Spring Training. I'd love to post the telephone number however, to avoid potemtial litigation I can't. James Ward, Peoria, AZ.
• Goodness gracious. Regis has health problems? He's having not a single or a double...nope. This guy is set to have a TRIPLE BYPASS. No more Regis and Kelly Live. From here on out, it's going to be Kelly Live. We can hear all about her kids and her adorable husband. Who ate whatever for breakfast and what time they pooped. The way Regis and Howie Mandel constantly kiss one another's ass, I'd take a guess that God forbid Regis dies during surgery, Howi Mandel will take Regis' place. Yeah, Achtung Baby! Get well soon Mr. Philbin.
• I want to give a shout out to the "Sports Entertainers" of the WWE. Yeah, the stories are scripted but the bumps, and broken bones are real. With Wrestlemania days away, these guys have got some balls. C.E.O. Vincent Kennedy McMahon laid down the law to the whole roster. If you work for the WWE and leave the house, you must go out acting and dressed in character. In other words, if you see The Undertaker at the airport, don't dare call him by his real name of Mark Calloway because he'll either ignore you or yell at you. I'll tell you one thing: If The Undertaker gets on my plane dressed like death, I'll take the next flight please.
• Finally, a "shout out" to Mr. Richard Jeni. Jeni was a staple on Comedy Central and HBO. This guy was always on the brink of stardom but never quite made it to the level of having his own show. Yes, this guy most recently wrote episodes for fellow comedian Kevin James' King of Queens and Chris Rock's Everybody Hates Chris. The 49 year old Jeni went haywire the other day and while playing with a gun with a girlfriend in the room, went to the bathroom with the gun and...well, you know. Comedy is really nothing more than tragedy in disguise.