Kermit the Frog has gotten a bad rap, Why? E.Coli seemed to have ruin our favorite frog's image. Never mind the fact that Kermit is green BUT, so is spinach. I've never seen a frog with the shits. I've held a frog once that pee'd on me. Anyway, let this be a lesson to all of you...nevermind Popeye the Sailor. Spinich will get you sick! Here's what you have to do to make sure you don't get the soupie poopies...Buy your spinach and bring it home. There you'll want to rinse it under hot water and then scrub it down with Palmolive. Next, pat everything down with a paper towel and put to the side. Step 2 is to take a large pot of water and bring it to a boil. When this is done, add an equal part of ammonia and bleach and add the spinich. Rinse thoroughly and enjoy. You may want to crack a window when starting step 2 or you may get sick. Now, here's something that really gets me sick...the damn commercials that have been bashing Judy Baar Topinka. Hey, I don't know WHAT Judy Baar Topinka is actually thinking however, I'll tell you what I'm thinking. I'm thinking two :30 second spots every commercial break asking me what she's thinking, has me thinking that Gov. Rod Blagoyavich has a lot of money to burn...Illinois' money. In other words, Mr. Governer's political agenda for re-election falls a little flat. Oh, don't worry. Topinka isn't Mother Theresa either BUT, if I had to pick the lesser of two evils, I'd go for the nutty red-headed broad. At least I can spell her name. Finally, there's trouble with Paris. Mizz Hilton's star appears to be burning out as a result of her recent DUI arrest. While her 12 cars now have to sit idle in her garage, Paris must rely on a friend to take her to the clubs. I don't know if it's Paris' reputation, or the fact that her girlfriend drives a poor man's $75,000 Hummer. Anyway you slice it, Paris has been getting rejected from trendy bars and clubs. Oh well, Paris had better make some friends with the patrons at Starbuck's around the corner. Yeah, she can bring her little dog too!
