January 30, 2009

"Blago's Balls Busted!"


Citizen Blag-oy-a-bitch
Alas, the circus that has surrounded Illinois politics has finally come to an end with the historic impeachment of our Governor and I for one, couldn't be more pleased!
The one thing that "gets my goat" is the change in opinion coming from Illinoisians who had originally damned "Blago" into eternal hell. All of a sudden, a whopping 42% of Illinoisians feel some kind of sympathy for the guy! Nevermind the local news poll votes tallied by text message votes, the Illinois Senate numbers are all that matter as the final vote came to 59-0 in favor of impeachment. So, with "Blago" now a bonafide "citizen", one might wonder what he'll do next as far as work. I'll go on record to suggest that by means of his publicist, Rod is in financially good shape for a while. His public relations campaign will no doubt result in lucrative offers already being discussed, such as: book and movie deals, TV and Radio talk shows, and perhaps a "walk on" couple of minutes at the beginning of Saturday Night Live. When the money finally does stop coming in, it's important to be honest before posting your information on Monster.com. Blago may need your help to make certain that nothing is "taken out of context" as was the case with his audio tapes. In a TSP EXCLUSIVE, we have access to Rod's account and in coming days as the resume gets posted, we hope to break it down and clarify any tarnished information. Draft #1 is already complete and will appear posted this weekend, right here!