The Gospel according to Phleger... (note: The following is an excerpt taken from a Phleger sermon delivered last week. Since then, Michael Phleger has been asked to take a leave of absence from his Chicago church by the Archdiosise of Chicago. Such action was taken as a result of comments made regarding Presidential hopeful Sen.,Hillary Clinton. He has been told to no longer mention any of the Presidential candidates by name while awaiting his future.. Meanwhile, judge for yourself!) "What's done is done, my brothers and sisters. I feel baptized. I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT! Listen here and open your ears, We did it! Yessssum. She's glike the old gram ma ma down the road that wore a sweater in the summertime and walked down the street talking to people that weren't there. MESSED UP IN THE HEAD is what she was and then the evil won the battle and won the war and lay her down in the smoldering ashes until the good took over again. The evil that is dead wears a blue pants-suit and breathes fire! When the smoke clears though, just like a phoenix, the new evil rises to fight our black warrior. Only this time, he has a new face. That of an old man in his 70's. This new demon is ready to trick you. He wants you on his side. He wears flashy clothes and a lot of bling with his short, cropped, gray hair. This evil is all you gots? You ain't gonna bring us black soldiers down! Defeating you is like shooting fish in a barrel, or perhaps the cycle of your long life of tom foolery will destroy yourself." And they say religion and politics don't mix well? I beg to differ.
