May 23, 2008

The Kennedy Conspiracy





Mr. Kennedy is Alive and Well! But that all depends on how you look at things. As we re-visit a photo from Novenber of 2002, rumors were flying that JFK was up and around and trying to be discreet as he sipped a latte at the original Starbucks store in Seattle. A patron who was also in the restaurant snapped a quick photo of Kennedy reading the morning paper. From this photo, The Weekly World News made the conclusion that JFK's murder was full of more questions than answers. An article was included with the picture suggesting that the horrible day in Dallas was staged and JFK addictted to pain medication, was whisked away for rehab and a new life deep in the Islands of Samoa. The photograph shows a rather young looking Kennedy who seems healthy and happy and must be a regular at the local CVS drug store purchasing Just For Men hair dye. Is he alive? YOU decide before taking a gander at the newest photo to surface just two weeks ago. Photo #2 was taken at a Kennedy Family Honors event. When Kennedy's name was announced, three men made their way to the podium to address the crowd: Mr. Kennedy, wrestler on WWE's Monday Night Raw, Sen. Ted Kennedy, and off tto the right, JFK! While Sen. Kennedy begins a long process of treatment and therapy today, patrons in his hospital noted that JFK was in a private meeting with the recovering Senator for over two hours before he was released. JFK was said to have been in disguise wearing a pony tail, sunglasses, and baseball cap. As people both Democrats and Republicans, have set aside their differences in order to come together and pray for the Senator's speedy recovery, one thing is for sure... that is, Teddy isn't getting any younger. When he dies, who will take over as captain of the Kennedy ship? Insiders have speculated the job should belong to Kennedy family member by marriage, Arnold Schwartzaneger. With the discovery that JFK is still around, the former President could very well take Ted's post in the senate