"I wasn't drunk, I just lost track of the time and didn't get a lot of sleep" Milarkey? You betcha! Paula Abdul got bombed before promoting American Idol. Paula Abdul is no stranger to controversey. After a breakup years ago with Charlie Sheen, Paula became anorexic. After treatment, she moved on to painkillers. It now appears as though Paula has moved on to the heavy stuff. Doing an interview in her condition should have sent ripples through the entertainment industry. For a while, it did BUT, Danny DeVito got it worse than her on The View. Idol's premiere on Tuesday founf Simon Cowell and friends sidestepping Paula's problems. Already in the works is recruiting Diana Ross to climb on board and join the panel. Next stop for Paula after rehab is a guest stint on the next Surreal Life...Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt just don't know when enough is enough. First they have a home built in Africa and adopt a couple kids along the way. This type of stuff makes Bono and Oprah look like a couple of heels! Now the two good-doers have packed their crap and are getting ready for a move to New Orleans, right in the heart of where all the damage took place from Katrina. They plan to open up their checkbooks and help build homes for those who are still left homeless. I want to know who these two are trying to hoodwink. Angelina Jolie can't even get along with her father, Jon Voight, was married to Billy Bob Thornton and wore a vile of his blood around her neck. Brad Pitt has his own problems...first he splits with Jennifer Anniston and now he's doing charity work. He's not the giving type to me. Certainly not a Donald Trump. Angelina must have made it clear that Brad would embrace the African kids or he can hit the bricks. That's right around the corner. The poor bastard wants to make movies and leave the nickel and diming to Sally Struthers!
