Don Imus isn't really a horse's ass. He's a smart businessman who is about to turn and put the screws to CBS for breaching his contract. CBS owes Imus a sum of money in the neighborhood of $40 Million clams. Even Lady Liberty and the First Amendment which provides "Freedom of Speech" weren't enough to save the bitter radio icon. Just watch as Imus resurfaces seated one studio over from nemesis Howard Stern on Sirius Satellite Radio. On there, Imus won't have to kiss Jesse Jackson and Al Sharptons big, black behinds. You say "I'm sorry" and that's the end of it. Not so for Imus who remained number one at his homebase of WFAN in New York until the incident. Michael "Kramer" Richards is still apologizing for his remarks made in February. Truth is, these two can apologize for their comments until the cows come home and Jackson and Sharpton STILL won't be satisfied!
No First Amendment clauses here. Considering we've been out of service for a month, you're probably wondering why. Nobody was suspended and we didn't call it quits either. A corrupt Windows XP Operating System resulted in our taking the PC to The Geek Squad at our local Best Buy. Next time I discuss how Best Buy nearly sodomized me while holding everything hostage for a month. It's a must read!
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