"Be The Hero of Your Super Bowl Party with Dave's Signature Sub!"

Yes folks, Dave has done it again! I've put my own spin on a classic sandwich just in time for your Super Bowl 41 party! You probably have most of the ingredients in your cupboard or refrigerator. If not, go to the store and while there, grab some chips and a couple cases of Old Style to make the game a true Chicago classic!

Dave's 41 Super Sub

• Get yourself a nice variety of lunchmeats from the grocer's deli. Get yourself some nice cheeses too. Make sure you have the counter help slice everything thin enough to read the newspaper through. Some bologna, pastrami, salami, turkey, ham, olive loaf, and roast beef. For cheese, some swiss will do as well as a can of Cheeze Whiz.
• One jar of a good brown mustard
• Mayonaise
• Thousand Island dressing
• Hot peppers
• A big ripe tomato
• One big Vadalia onion
• Lettuce
• Pickles
• Torpedo rolls

Here's what to do when you get back home: Two days prior to the game, leave the meats and cheeses on the countertop and preferably in the direct sunlight too. Next, you'll need a friend who loves skydiving, mountain climbing or anything risky. It's important that this person likes to gamble and take chances because this friend is going to put everything above together into a sandwich and eat it on Saturday afternoon. When you're forced to drive your pal to the ER that night, this is when you get the store on the phone and threaten them with legal action for making your friend sick. Scare them a little bit by telling them you have connections with the best Law Firm in town and will end up owning the place by the time its done. They should respond with a generous offer to settle out of court. You might have to haggle a bit but tell them about your party the next day and that all the food is bad. They should cut you a check for several thousand bucks which you can pick up later at night. Your friend should be up and around and discharged by noon on Sunday. In the end, your friend has money for his overnight stay at the hospital, and with the leftover money you can go to Quizno's and get one of everything on the menu as well as phoning Rent-A-Center for a rental on a big screen television. Now THAT'S the American way!

Sorry to say, I predict The Colts over THE BEARS: 24-17