BREAKING NEWS: THE DEATH OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH

ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEAD AT 39. Hard to believe the crazy blonde, Marilyn Monroe lookalike dropped dead in Florida. Wait a minute~ I shouldn't be shocked by anything Anna Nicole did. At least once every few months, Anna has made it a point to make it into the headlines. Now, I'll admit one thing: Drugs or not, Anna looked damn good after the Trimspa or whatever the hell it was she was taking. This was an unnecessary death fueled by drugs and alcohol. She did dope with her son who passed away after Thanksgiving from dope, had a baby and the jury is still out on who the Daddy is. A mock marriage to Attorney Howard Stern (Not to be confused with the radio star) set everything in motion. As Anna battled personal demons in recent months, it almost goes without saying that Anna never shook off the drug abuse...and now she's dead. Will E! do a special on her funeral? Oh boy, nothing would shock The Pig!

"This little piggy needs a day of rest but, tomorrow is another story"!

Coming Tomorrow:

• "I'll bet you never heard of THIS bet"
• Dave Matthews poops on Chicago one more time
• American Idol sells it's soul to the devil
• ...And much more to come.

"The only thing Irish about this is the name"

It's time once again for another salute to those African Americans who otherwise would have their contributions overlooked. We turn back the hands of time and travel back to 1946 where a young man in Biloxi, Mississippi had a vision while wandering the aisles of a store in what was known as "Liquor Row" due to the amount of stores that sold booze. The clientel in that part of town was mainly the unemployed black man who would often panhandle passerbys for spare change for a drink. Grover McIntosh was no exception. What he came to realize is that he had to stand just outside the door all day long in the blistering heat. This is where Mr. McIntosh had a revelation that would change this overlooked area of the alcoholic beverage industry forever, At that time, The African American community w had realized that in order to get a good buzz on wine, it would cost about $5 for a bottle of spirits which mainly came from France and Italy. One evening Mr. McIntosh took a collection on the street corner and was able to buy one of the expensive bottles of wine, With that, McIntosh headed home to his apartment and went right to work. McIntosh polished off half the bottle and filled the rest with water. By adjusting the formula, McIntosh was able to cut the cost in half. For merely half a buck, McIntosh was able to secure shelf space around town for his product which was yet to be named. While waiting in the unemployment line one afternoon, the man behind the counter joked with hin about his name and asked him if he's Irish. It was on that very day that "Wild Irish Rose" was born Since then, this cheap, fortified wine has spread through the African American community like wildfire, McIntoshes invention earned him a sizeable anount of money and can still be seen in local parks and inner cities, usually being sipped out of a brown paper bag. Sadly, Grover McIntosh passed away in 1988 however, thanks to him, everyone is able to afford a cheap night of getting drunk!

Not Here Jack!

Let's face it. There WILL be a winner by tomorrow. The Squealing Pig pulls no punches and reminds you, neither team is safe. Marinate in that for a while and by tomorrow night, you'll get my opinion. Sorry Lovie, I hope you DO win but, I think The Colts are just a little bit better.