November 22, 2006

Thanks for pinning everything on me, Michael!


Let the truth be told right here and now...Michael Richards, you;re a funny guy. Matter of fact, I've followed your career for over 25 years WAY before Seinfeld. Now, I don't know what credibility Tom Dreeson, Sinbad, and Tim Allen have, but swallow your pride. Listen to me: take your Lithium and Zoloft and chill...I'm on the crap myself, so I know what I'm talking about...Hey bud, you picked a bad time to flip out...Seinfeld Season 7 was released on Tuesday. I guess no Regis and Kelley for you. Don't worry, I'm getting #7 regardless of your reckless antics.

Nobody's safe but...


It's Thanksgiving. Everyone needs a break today. Not to worry but, 24 hours from now I'll have a new victim to dump on. Meanwhile, enjoy your Turkey Day,

November 21, 2006

Kramer in The Great Frame Up


It was about a decade ago where Michael Richard's Seinfeld character Kramer got caught in the crosshairs of Newman after Kramer got caught in a tanning booth and later got covered with butter, oregeno and garlic. Today, Michael Richards is being fried in the oil of racism after giving an audience a bunch of crap. Hey, they started the whole damn thing. I'll not come to Richard's defense...Hey, he F*&%$d up. Bad timing? Nahh. Today is when all hell broke loose and call it a Koo-inky-dink, but Season 7 of Seinfeld was released today. Remaining cast members will hit Regis and Kelly without Kramer. Two hypothetical questions: Michael Richards, unless you do really crappy in Vegas, you don't need the money, Secondly, you spoke your mind with that audience. I'd do it too, If this ordeal puts a scarlett letter on him, that ain't right, I don't think I ever heard an "I'm Sorry" from Mel Gibson...Case closed.

November 19, 2006

In The Spotlight: "Let's switch Thanksgiving with Christmas..or did we do it already?"


Kudos to places like Wal-Mart for shoving their holiday commercials and advertising down our throats long before we put threw out the rotten pumpkins from Halloween. Wal-Mart was in a silly of a pickle this year about what to have their door greeters say to incoming customers at their stores. Everyone was real religious for about six months after 9/11 and then it fizzled out. Now, for some reason not too long after that, people


weren't too happy to hear "Merry Christmas" at the stores. Wal-Mart and Target did away with it and instead had employees say, "Happy Holidays". Now in 2006 it seems we're going back to the original way of doing things. For those who disagree, let's put Saddam, George W. and Jesus at the front doors of Target and Wal-Mart. Saddam should at least offer us a "Merry Christmas". If not for him being caught and sentenced to dangling on a rope soon, we may be in a lot more trouble than we are already. President Bush ought to greet customers at a store in his Texas hometown...why? When his term in office is over he may be working at Wal-Mart as a greeter. Besides, he's got nothing to do right now anyway besides fight with all the new Democrats that were just elected. Finally, Jesus should appear at every department or discount store at the same time. He can probably do it too! Jesus should stand in the doorway to scold everyone that walks in. Someone needs to remind the people what Christmas really is all about. Yep. Some 2000 and something years ago there were no Targets or Wal-Marts, no Elmo TMX's , Playstations or Nintendos. There certainly wasn't an eBay where people can resell these items for $20,000 each just to make some kid happy on Christmas!